TSA brokers at Miami-Dade airport intercepted a person who had stuffed his pants with a secret Oakley bag containing a pair of snakes.
Fox59 stories that the TSA’ screening know-how’s superior imaging know-how revealed “an anomaly in his midsection.” When they pulled the person apart for a pat down, he confessed instantly.
“He admitted there have been snakes in his pants,” the TSA spokesperson stated.
The snakes have been taken and given to U.S. Customs and Border Protection and the Miami-Dade Police, who then turned them over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission. The man with the snakes in his pants was not allowed to board his flight, although its unclear what, if any, different prices have been introduced for the crime of making an attempt to convey some motherfucking snakes onto a motherfucking airplane.
Miami TSA brokers catch man hiding snakes in his pants [Michael Bartiromo & Nathaniel Rodriguez / Fox 59]