Sneaky Snakes on the SouthCoast

A enjoyable phoner this morning on Michael and Maddie.  We talked about locations we have snuck into.

Gazelle remembered sneaking into the Dartmouth Mall theaters to see Road Trip when he was 13 years old.  He purchased tickets to Gladiator, however converted to the raunchy bro comedy.  He stated a theater worker by the identify of “Mean Gene” tried to kick them out, however a supervisor got here to their rescue and scolded Gene as a result of he was already off the clock and was being, nicely, imply.

I admitted to 2 sneaking episodes.  The finest was once I was 13 years old.  I used to be at Fenway with an older buddy of mine.  We had been leaving the sport once I seen the safety that was guarding the participant’s parking zone left his submit.  I clearly bear in mind considering, “I’m solely 13, if I get caught they will simply throw me out, they will not put me in jail.”  I hung in that participant’s lot for about an hour as a number of the greatest names in Red Sox historical past pulled out of their Mercedes and BMW’s:  Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Oil Can Boyd, Marty Barrett, Jim Rice, all of them signed the ball I had.

I additionally admitted to sneaking into highschool wrestling tournaments once I was in faculty.  The brother of one among my wrestling buddies was phenomenal, and we would go and help him as he plowed via the New Englands.  The solely downside was these tournaments had a reasonably steep entry payment for highschool, and we had been two broke faculty youngsters.  We collected a bunch of various coloured markers and saved them within the automotive.  One of us would walk as much as the doorway.  “They’re placing inexperienced “x’s” on folks’s hand.”  We’d take out a inexperienced marker, throw on an x and walk proper in.”  I did not say I wasn’t ashamed of it.

Our viewers was keen and prepared to share locations they’ve snuck into.