If you’re heartbroken and lonely as a result of your dumb ex left you proper earlier than Valentine’s Day, the San Antonio Zoo has an emotional outlet for you.
The zoo introduced again their Cry Me A Cockroach fundraiser this yr and it’s fairly wild. For a small donation, you’ll be able to title a cockroach, rat, or leafy inexperienced after your no-so-special somebody and watch or not it’s fed to some zoo animals stay on Facebook.
I imply, what a greater solution to recover from that breakup than watching Chad the rat or Jenny the cockroach get devoured up? Surely, it is going to solely be very steady folks partaking on this…
In all equity, the money does go to assist the zoo’s mission of making habitats for his or her residents and a sustainable future for wildlife and I do know of fairly a couple of individuals who personally could also be very on this, so hey, why not?
A fast learn of the FAQs on their web site additionally inform us that the rats aren’t alive when their fed, which I’m certain for some is a buzzkill, however for many others will make you’re feeling a bit higher about their resolution.
So when you plan on spending the day alone as a result of that jerk dumped you and also you need a little bit of revenge, hit up the San Antonio Zoo.
