A kid was squashed at the museum after he tossed M&M at a huge 163 million old Dinosaur’s skeleton.
The expression ‘It went out with the dinosaurs’ is frequently heard said in progressive circles in recommendation to outmoded, obsolete concepts or ideas. In Suffolk, there is a various expression: ‘It’s being available in with the dinosaurs.’
This was shown actually real, last Tuesday when the skeleton of a 163 million-year-old Cetiosauriscus (see-tee-oh-SORE-is-kuss) or ‘whale lizard’ got away from the nature museum on the back of a Victorian coal truck. Yes, we understand this sounds incredible, however it is 100% real. Honestly! (ahem!)
Child’s nuts crushed
According to eyewitnesses present in the museum at the time of the escape, the Cetiosauriscus, nicknamed ‘Couch Potato’ by staff (‘settee o’ aching arse ‘cos’) woke up from its trans-epoch rest after a kid tossed a peanut m&m at him. It appears the feral kid’s delinquency was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
Visitors to the museum left in horror as the 15m dino broke without its assistances and started to thunder towards the exit. Reports state the kid who tossed the m&m was crushed underfoot as his mom enjoyed on in scary. Shame.
One shit one’s trousers
Having crashed through the exit, sending out brickwork and wood speeding out onto Cromwell Road. Couch Potato ripped a big typical lime tree from the pavement,.detached its canopy with his teeth, and chomped on it like a lefty vegan would a floret of natural broccoli.
The origin
Realising that he would require transportation to return to his ancestral Suffolk home,. the fleshless sauropod, last seen strolling the streets of London in the cretaceous duration of history,.legged it down the Brompton roadway, past Harrods (triggering Princess Anne to drop the fresh cream cakes.she’d simply purchased), along Piccadilly (utilizing a number of red buses as rollerskates).
Then leapt over Buckingham Palace with a deafening holler (to those who couldn’t hear it),.prior to rumbling up The Mall snacking on more trees along the method. After overturning Nelson’s column and squashing a minimum of seventy;.Italian, Spanish, Japanese, and American travelers on his method through Trafalgar Square.
Poor animal
The homesick Diplodocoidea reached the Transport Museum in Covent Garden. Sniffing oddly at the museum’s façade,.Couch (apparently having actually discovered what he was trying to find) rose on his hind legs,.and with a God-almighty crash, brought his relatively dwarf-like front legs down onto the roofing system of the museum triggering it to collapse in a cloud of shattered wood, brick, and asbestos.
The horror
The screams of females and the shouts of males (there weren’t any transgenders in the museum that day).might be spoken with inside the museum as the desperate dinosaur reached in,.got a 19th Century coal truck, and eliminated it onto the street. Using the vintage, soot-stained jalopy as a skateboard, dippy Couch, triggered towards the A13 on his method back home.
Latest reports state that Couch was last seen explaining how the combustion engine works to a number of farmers outside a pub in Copdock, near Ipswich.
Are you from Suffolk? Have you seen Couch Potato or any other contemporary phenomena around where you live? Why not take a look out of your window?
