You’ve stockpiled on sweet hearts and craft materials, and you’ve even handled to get your kid to compose a sweet note to their instructor. But if you truly wish to get your kid into the spirit of the vacation, attempt one (or all!) of these Valentine’s Day jokes for kids. We guarantee they’ll have the under 10 set giggling (and the noise of your kid’s laughter is sweeter than any chocolate bar).
1. What did one bee state to the other on Valentine’s Day? I like you, honey!
2. What did the watch state to his sweetheart? Will you be my Valen-time?
3. What did the fruit farmer state to her sweetie? I like you berry much.
4. Where did Picasso take Monet for Valentine’s Day? The heart museum.
5. How do you understand a banana remains in love? He’s head of over peels.
6. What did the mommy lizard compose in a Valentine’s card for her infant lizard? You’re one in chameleon!
7. What did the egg sandwich state to the orange juice? Don’t go bacon my heart.
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