This morning I obtained a textual content from Kenjac asking if I’d seen the canine they named after me ‘on the canine rescue place lol’.
I had not, nor did I’ve a clue what he was speaking about, however should admit I felt so instantly flattered that I missed the telltale “lol” he put on the finish. More on that in a second. But sure, seems Waldo’s Rescue Pen in NYC saved 36 pups & named them after Barstool staff in honor of Dave & Miss Peaches:
Having a sandwich or a intercourse position named after me can be neat, however a candy lil pup?! How cool! I could not wait to publish her on social media hoping possibly somebody would need Barstool Kate of their perpetually home.
I went to their web site, waldosrescue.organd excitedly scrolled round for her. Soon I got here throughout some acquainted fellas:
And a pair lovely gals:
But the place was I?
Which lovely little puppy can be m……. oh COME ON.
Initially I questioned why somebody at a random canine rescue shelter 1,000 miles appeared to hate me, however then I seemed into these drained, soulful, (barely crusty) lil’ eyes and knew I used to be trying instantly at my very own reflection.
The white, frazzled hair, senior age bracket, eccentric model, a contact of tension… We are however one in the identical.
Were I not tied up in Chicago with two youngsters, a cat, extreme early onset osteoporosis, and a tiny townhouse with 10,000 stairs, she’d already be right here scooting her hemorrhoids throughout the rug whereas I tossed Preparation H on mine. We’d have a look at one another and snicker and snicker. Soul mates. I have not stated this in a protracted, very long time, however now I can say “I like Barstool Kate”.
If you are within the NYC space and occur to have a comfy spot in your home for a delicate old gal who deserves all of the love, she’s the one for you. (Neither of us smoke anymore in order that should not be a difficulty in the home.) If you are the fortunate one who winds up along with her, I’ll gladly hook you up with some merch & high tier pup treats in return for an occasional picture update. They have a ton of different fantastic dogs to take a look at, too, & some occasions arising the place you possibly can meet them.
Godspeed, candy Kate, Godspeed.
