LOUIS BURKE | Culture|CONTACT
The Whitlams can be heard figuratively and actually as Flight Course District bar the Lord Harroway commemorates total gentrification after changing pokies with dog bowls.
Pokies, or poker makers in weirdo terms, expense Australians an approximated $200 billion each year.
So widespread are pokies in our society that nearly all Australians can be divided into 2 camps; those who do not mind a slap or more and those who dislike those fund-sucking Sweet Crush makers like bindis on bare feet.
Over the last few years, motions such as Happily Pokies Free have actually motivated bars to ditch this self-selling earnings stream and change pokies with something more ethical like a paradoxical build-your-own buffet or Huge Dollar Hunter.
Although formerly a house of 12 of Australia’s 200,000 poker makers, the Lord Harroway has actually stated bollocks to any betting that isn’t drag bingo and fitted out the previous pokies space with bowls of water for the 40 or two dachshunds, pomeranians, and french bulldogs that are dragged to the bar of a night.
” We even have a cool menu simply for the pets,” mentioned publican Benny Scrimp, as if $6 for a puppuccino was attracting anybody who does not run a dog’s Instagram account.
” Quickly we’ll be eliminating those sex clean makers in the restroom and changing them with dog toilets.”
” Our ultimate objective is to phase out human beings completely and simply have a dog bar with dog staff drinking beer produced pets, by pets.”
More to come.
