Valentine’s Day dredging up pissy ideas of a previous flame? Think about burying your ex under a mound of smelly cat litter.
An Ohio animal shelter is providing the chance to do that this Valentine’s Day. Sort of.
In exchange for a $5 contribution (that has to do with £4.16, AU$7.27), the Animal Pals and Humane Society will compose the name of your ex in a litter box and provide it to felines who will then gladly bury your once-special somebody with their foul-smelling business.
The “Do you have a bad ex?” charity event goes through Feb. 12, and the shelter will publish a Facebook video showcasing submissions on Valentine’s Day. “Do not invest this Valentines Day down in the dumps,” the charity event says. “Rather cheer yourself up while making a distinction for animals in requirement.”
The website for the charity event reveals a picture of a cardbox box with litter brushed aside to expose names like “Andrew,” “Alex” and “Hope” composed on package’s bottom. You can get your ex’s name preserved in a litter box by contributing through Venmo or face to face at the Hamilton, Ohio shelter.
Valentine’s Day vengeance applicants can likewise honor the vacation by calling a cockroach after their ex, an offering by some zoos.