Larry the cat has resigned as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office following David Cameron’s appointment as Foreign Secretary.
The tabby cat served in the course of the premierships of 5 prime ministers together with Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak and Cameron himself.
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – JUNE 27: Larry the Cat catches a mouse exterior 10 Downing Street because the weekly cupboard assembly continues in London, United Kingdom on June 27, 2023. (Photo by Rasid Necati Aslim/Anadolu Agency by way of Getty Images)
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is predicted to call the subsequent Chief Mouser within the subsequent few hours with Liz Truss the bookie’s favorite.
Larry gave an emotional speech exterior 10 Downing Street this afternoon throughout which he gave the explanations for his departure.
‘I told the Prime Minister if he brought that plonker back then he could catch his own bloody mice’, he purred.
‘Cameron started this bloody Brexit mess then p*ssed off to write his memoirs. Danny Dyer was 100% right.’
Meanwhile, Paddy Power News understands Cameron fought off stiff competitors from John Major, Sam Allardyce and Sheev Palpatine to land the function.
The 57-year-old launched an announcement earlier in the present day thanking Rishi Sunak for appointing him as Foreign Secretary.
‘It is an honour and a privilege to become the UK’s unelected Foreign Secretary, appointed by an unelected Prime Minister’, he wrote.
‘Everyone’s been so welcoming on my first day again. Well, besides Larry who took a sh*t on my desk earlier than he left’.
As information of Cameron’s appointment unfold, distinguished members of the pig group together with Miss Piggy, Porky Pig and Pumbaa from the Lion King led an indication in Trafalgar Square.
‘Brexit. What a wonderful phrase. It means no customs union for the rest of your days’, sang Pumbaa together with 1000’s of protestors.
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