“You think I just want to be pet or fed, but I’ve seen you toss away easy wins by feeding the enemy kills,” your cat Kimchi explained. “Look, I’d love it if you rubbed the spot right at the base of my tail right now, but my main goal is to prevent you from rushing in there trying for an impossible triple kill when you’re just going to set back your team’s push until you respawn. Sure you swat me away from your monitor or set me back on the ground, but when I’m gone you realize that the other team’s Widowmaker had a perfect sightline into the choke point you were just about to mosey on through. You’re fuckin’ welcome.”
Players all around the world have actually started to discover enhancement in efficiency after taking their cats on as coaches.
“My cat Milo always loves to come sit on my lap or hop up on my desk whenever I’m gaming. I always thought it was because he was bored or just didn’t understand, but now I see he has better gamesense than I do,” Overwatch banner Frank Kramer said. “Now I won’t even pop my ult up until he offers his little ‘mew’ in approval. I utilized to choke when the video game boiled down to the wire, now that I listen to Milo I’ve gone from silver to diamond in less than a week.
At press time, a brand-new research study reported that service dogs will typically bark to be blurted throughout video gaming sessions not for their own accord, however when they can notice you’re about to state something foolish on your Discord call.
