Dear Cat,
I have actually constantly considered myself as an optimist, however have actually been discovering myself dealing with ideas about the future. Health and real estate expenses are high, inequality is increasing, and there is the looming danger of my job being automated (at finest) or the entire world breaking down in another pandemic, nuclear war, or AI-driven armageddon. How the heck can we be anticipated to get up in the early morning, brush our teeth, and go to work as if the world isn’t teetering on the verge of mess up and nothingness?
Sincerely, Debbie Downer Dachshund
Dear Debbie Downer Dachshund,
What a stressful tail you have actually informed yourself. If, as you state, we are all doomed- what is stopping you from living your life precisely as you choose? If a cat-aclysam is impending, it appears you would have absolutely nothing to lose. Cat confesses to being a bit facetious at this moment, however does ask you to contemplate why you would just mull over the unfavorable elements of the upcoming armageddon when you might simply as quickly think about robbing a bank or pulling of an art break-in in your last days. Giving equivalent brain space to both good and bad situations is a task human beings are infamously bad at. Additionally, Cat can see you are coming to grips with some stress and anxiety, potentially anxiety. Cat recommends you look for expert suggestions from whomever you discover smart (beyond Cat, obviously) for prospective therapy services and convenience.
Dear Cat,
I’m puzzled by driver’s hesitation to take out into the crossway on thumbs-ups when attempting to turn left without the arrow. If I’m the just one doing it am I the issue? Secondly, on streets with 2 ideal turn lanes e.g. UAA drive onto Northern Lights, vehicles turn right on red from the 2nd lane and I won’t due to the fact that I believe it’s not permitted.
To be sincere, I stopped working the Alaska drivers composed test when I transferred here a years back so it’s possible or possibly most likely that I simply don’t understand the guidelines.
Dear Human,
While Cat tends to remain off the roadways, I have actually taken the liberty of consulting my dear friend, Toonces the Driving Cat. Toonces (and purrhaps Google) recommend that in all 50 states it is legal to take a right at a traffic signal if there are no clear indications forbiding so. Additionally, it is allowed to do so if there are 2 ideal turn lanes and no signs to the contrary. As to your query about drawing in to a crossway when attempting to turn left without an arrow, Cat recommends that even if you can, doesn’t suggest you should, as this is typically simply a tactic to turn at the last possible 2nd as the light modifications. Perhaps in the last 10 years you have actually not observed that relatively typically, drivers will have problem breaking on the ice. Should you remain in the crossway at that time due to your rash Havanese nature, Cat hopes you have 9 lives to spare. As Cat’s mom typically regrets, much better safe than sorry. Also, driving suggestions from Cat is more of a matter of viewpoint than reality, make with it what you will.
Dear Cat,
I’ve got a relationship concern. I’m 6’3 and have actually discovered myself in a flirtation with a gorgeous lady who is 4’11. She is quite fantastic and I’m simply questioning if a long term thing ever works when there is such a distinction in heigh. TIA! -Tall person in Tok
Dear Tall Guy,
Cat discovers that you don’t appear to have a relationship concern, rather a concern of physical compatibility. Given that you explain human lady as “beautiful” and “pretty amazing” Cat questions if there is really any issue to be had. Cat keeps human beings around to put kibble with their opposable thumbs and supply home entertainment. Are you searching for a partner to reach products from high racks? If so, Cat recommends you proceed or purchase this lady an action stool. If not, Cat presumes you have actually discovered yourself a purrfectly great partner.
Cat Counsel:
Cat feels the human beings today are blessed with relatively minimal issues. With the unpredictable guarantee of upcoming spring in the air, Cat motivates you to take to the roadway with the fur-vor of an unlicensed feline, accept every day and look for experience… armageddon be damned.
