The Southampton resident parked her clear automotive at her office in Ocean Village shortly after noon.
But upon her return to the car greater than eight hours later she found her pink automotive had a brown coating.
She first clocked the substantial splatter when she went to open her automotive door – consequently protecting her hand in faeces.
“I simply went to open my automotive door and thought ‘what is that on the handle?’ and it’s chook poo”, the driving force stated in a video shared with the Echo.
“Look at this! Every chook recognized to man has pooed on my automotive”, she continued.
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Large splatters of chook poo may be seen protecting the driving force’s window, door, wing mirror and proper facet of the windscreen.
She drove home and stated she swiftly rid the correct facet of her automotive of the pungent piles.
Describing it as ‘shockingly excessive’ the driving force vowed to by no means park below the bushes within the automotive park once more.