Promising evaluation: “Loki the Cat here. I do not have much time to compose this evaluation, as my silly human captors are light sleepers, and I do not desire them to see me typing. (They still believe I can’t compose, despite the fact that they have actually seen how excellent I am at walking on the keyboard). Now, about this…this…mindbogglingly fascinating red thing.
At initially, I was quite sure it was simply some sort of glossy bug. It was on MY flooring, however, so, naturally, I NEEDED TO GET IT. I’ve killed my share of flies and other little insects (I’m a quite widely known assassin in this field), however THIS one…I simply do not understand. It had some sort of teleportation powers! I SWEAR I had it under my paws, and after that it was unexpectedly 3 feet away, scooting about like it didn’t even feel the rage of my vicious strike!
absolutely nothing has actually averted me so easily in all my years. It’s like some sort of ninja dot. I believed possibly this was a form of human hoax, however my human beings weren’t even in the room! Good thing, too; I didn’t desire anybody to see how tough this thing was for me to capture. I chased this dot for what seemed like days, and after that, simply as unexpectedly as it appeared, it disappeared. Just like that. I was both dissatisfied and a little relieved, however then later on that day, it returned! Now it appears to simply appear, run from me for a specific quantity of time, and after that disappear.
Each time I am MORE identified to capture it, and I vow ONE DAY, I will lastly get it and most likely consume it in event. I might play coy and pretend to be licking myself, however I’m awaiting you, my red bane. Your days are numbered.” —C
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