Take a bow, Newman.
The Seinfeld character blamed a speeding ticket developing from a malfunctioning radar detector on the reality that Kramer was preparing to dedicate suicide since he never ever got to end up being a lender. Coincidental or not, a comparable technique just recently was utilized by Vikings receiver Jordan Addison.
When pulled over for driving 140 miles per hour in a 55 miles per hour zone, Addison “stated his dog was having an emergency at his residence and that was the reason for his speed.” Via Kevin Seifert of ESPN.com, that’s the reason that Addison supplied to cops after he was pulled over, based upon the real citation.
Addison was mentioned for misdemeanor speeding and careless driving.
As Seifert notes, Addison said absolutely nothing about the canine scenario when excusing slipping up and utilizing poor judgment. Maybe he was too distraught to keep in mind.