At some level over the previous yr, I’ve turn out to be a ‘bird guy.’ I’m nonetheless barely confused about how this has occurred (positively not as a result of I’ve requested my mates to be quiet so I can take heed to a chook name and attempt to determine it, why would you assume that???). And over the previous yr, I’ve realised that there are some birds which are simply plain attractive. Without additional ado, I provide you with an aspiring ornithologist’s opinion on which birds are the sexiest.
Secretary Bird
I don’t know what it’s about this chook, however it’s extraordinarily attractive. The sixth picture on Google Images is Zootopia fanart, and now that I’m writing that, I’m not truly positive if that’s a professional or a con for its attractiveness. Fun truth in regards to the secretary chook—it’s intently associated to raptors comparable to hawks and eagles, however the secretary chook itself is principally a terrestrial chook. It has a fantastic crown and likewise has some beautiful orange eyeshadow, so you already know they’ll provide you with nice vogue suggestions.
Rhinoceros Hornbill
Just Google it, and also you’ll perceive the place I’m coming from. They have an enormous horn on high of their already lengthy toucan-esque beak. It’s kinda an influence transfer, however then again, they is likely to be compensating for one thing else, for those who get my drift.
Frigatebird
The professor who teaches Diversity of Birds mentioned this was his favorite chook, and in flight I agree—they’ve lengthy elegant wings to assist them soar by the air. However, throughout breeding season, the males will inflate a pink pouch close to their throat to draw females, which is—dare I say—fairly attractive. This man will visibly proclaim his love for you and attempt to seduce you. The pouch could also be pink, however it is a inexperienced flag for me, y’all.
Lyrebird
This chook is a fantastic old dame who positively killed her husband for the insurance coverage money and is waltzing round in an old fur coat that she wore when she was a film star within the Nineteen Forties. They’re named for his or her lengthy, opulent tail feathers which resemble the form of a lyre. Maybe she would additionally kill me, however she would look beautiful whereas doing so.
Crows
This isn’t about look, but when you already know something about crows, you already know they’re bizarre as shit, and that’s attractive to me. You know this chook would deal with you proper—they might deliver you shiny presents as an indication of their affection and peck out the eyes of anybody who did you incorrect. What extra might you need from a lover?
Fairy Wren
It’s giving fem twink, it’s giving vogue icon, it’s giving the whole lot. Like a variety of birds, it’s sexually dimorphic, with the males having a fantastic blue plumage, and the females being a duller gentle brown color (I’m so sorry girls, I do suppose you’re stunning too). I might see myself shopping for this chook a drink in a darkish membership and dancing with him for the remainder of the night time.
Jacana
This chook is a DILF; I don’t really feel like I want to elucidate myself. The fathers will put their offspring beneath their wings (which type of makes them appear to be some unusual eldritch horror) and carry them throughout wetlands. We stan a person who’s there for his youngsters.
Blue Footed Booby
This chook is named the blue-footed booby, I feel that’s motive sufficient.
If you disagree with me about any of those, you’ll be able to come discover me at The Strand workplace on Tuesdays at 10 am.
