We’re ready to reveal you a (safe for work) video of an expert golf player getting weary on by a bird at a significant champion. We composed it, you clicked it. Let’s not pretend any of us are above this, shall we?
Here you go. Watch carefully and you can see the wrongdoer swoop away on the left side:
The background: Viktor Hovland, sitting at even par, was preparing his method on the par-5 15th hole when a seagull wheeled in and, with the accuracy of Patrick Mahomes, transferred a present right there on Hovland’s ungloved right-hand man. (Maybe the seagull has money on Tommy Fleetwood, who understands.)
“I simply got [expletive] on,” Hovland chuckled prior to wiping his hand and going back to the shot. He would go on to par the hole.
Statistics do not appear to exist concerning the relative success rates of gamers who get pooped on by birds in significant competitions, and we do not desire any misconceptions about our search history, so we’re not going to dig unfathomable on that. We’ll simply praise Hovland for keeping his cool in what might have been a much crappier circumstance.
Also, let’s not ignore the targeting abilities of that bird. With that type of precision on the golf course, that bird might be escaping — well, flying away — with the Open.