Eurgh! So, I have a rather undesirable task today. Writing these updates is generally a happiness however today, my friendly bane and his lot of Hamsters have actually done rather well.
Ask me whether I would rather do this or swap locations with the Aberdeen public toilets cleaner, then I would happily trade with Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop each time!
However, on with the program…
Jules League Results
Neymarless Ones 4-0 Silence of the Lahms
The huge heading coming out of Jules League was that we have brand-new leaders, the peaceful, simple Neymar-less Ones roared to the peak with a thumping triumph.
Nima selflessly, or smartly, benched himself leaving Andy Mac and Bobby Love to score, with safe hands FPL Fella keeping it tidy for a modification.
The Lahms were peaceful however there was absolutely nothing confidential about the Neymar-less Ones events, even calling out Nick from FPL Juice (group captain for Cafu Good Men) on his own program.
Hand of Zoff 1-0 Qatar Heroes
There were punches in the air as the Hand of Zoff made it 3 wins in a row, Ninja FPL showed once again to be the goalkeeping hero, that’s 8 save points for the season and his opposing number Follow the Trent did a great task making this a tight affair.
It was an only team objective that made the distinction, no doubt Ron Manager will rally his soldiers with another among his outstanding video group talks however quick forward over the Kepa nine-point haul which cost his Qatar heroes as one of the Zoffians (?) essential differential choices.
King Otto’s Grecians 0-2 Kahn You Feel the Löw Tonight
Narcos and his group Kahn You Feel The Löw Tonight were the lion kings today and are revealing a little pride with a good set results over current weeks.
Majestic Chanka selected a fun time to score his very first of the season and the rest of the team assisted to double the benefit. Sympathy for Rune Johnsen, a Chess Grandmaster whose 101 for the Grecians failed. Checkmate to Narcos.
Maradona Kebab 4-1 Not that Easy Ferguso
The Kebabs had excessive sauce for Not that Easy Ferguso as they put 4 previous them in this basement fight, and FPL Dan will now be searching for as they begin to climb up the table. FPL Timbers scored the striker rating however it was good team efficiency which saw the Kebab takeaway the triumph.
Petr Cech Yourself 0-1 Ruud, Where’s My Kahn?
Petr Cech Yourself’s current good form was stalled by FPL Panda and his Kahns. The league is so close that this win suggests that the 2 groups successfully switch locations in the table, with the Ruud young boys now in the Champions League certification area.
The video game itself was selected team tally with simply 9 points separating them, some good ratings from FPL Beery, FPL Len and ManOnPodcast_Dronuk assisted them discover their method.
Fontaine of Knowledge 2-1 Sheikh’s Daylight Ribery
Fplbinary and his smart ones continue to make a splash as they go up the rankings. FPL Noise was the hero today with a two-goal brace to see them to the win, although good team efficiency from the Sheiks saw them take an objective back with Trust John‘s 99 among the highlights.
A. Wenger’s Endgame 2-2 Sheikh, Blatter and Raul
Two groups in contention at the top of the table, A. Wengers need to have thought triumph was inescapable after FPL Gato‘s goal and a fine squad performance saw them to a two-goal lead. However the Auto Pick‘s analytical angels gave FPL Banger’s group the rhythm and blues with strikes from their fatal frontmen FPL Robbed and FPL_Jan.
It’s a Wonderful Cryuff 1-0 Murder on Zidane’s Floor
A little bit of surprise here as the bloodthirsty discotheque occupants have actually been dancing away rather gladly at the top of the table however it was It’s a Wonderful Cruyff who came away with the triumph.
Rascalthebear carried out some heroics in between the stay with keep the Zidane strikers at bay prior to the team rating saw them to a one nil triumph, with Andrew Nellist‘s 93 worth a reference.
Cafu Good Men 0-2 Neto that Hauland
Where has everything failed for the Cafu Good Men? They were riding high up until the last couple of weeks however rumours of skulduggery are becoming Nima, leader of the Neymarless Ones put in a call to his old mate FPL Lens to ensure Neto that Hauland looked after business.
Whatever took place, Cafu Good Men couldn’t manage the fact with Libero FPL keeping a great tidy sheet prior to the remainder of the Haulanders scored 2 objectives, well done to Akib48 with 94. All this and they might pay for to bench Mark Sutherns who scored 97.
I Gerd Muller a Pint 1-0 Fabio Cannavariance
Five wins in a row now for I Gerd Muller a Pint and ideally they had more than one beverage to commemorate after a great triumph over a challenging challenger. The Fabio’s will no doubt being blaming luck as the analytical attire stopped working to score versus the German beer swiggers.
Holly Shand‘s 95 was the leading rating and assisted Fanteamlagdon and his group to victory. Could they go all the method to the top?
No Koeman No Cry 0-2 Klose than Ever
Zeeshan benched Magnus Carlsen yet once again, the unpredictable Chess Grandmaster appears to have actually lost the trust of his King. It showed the best relocation as Klose than Ever won the day, there was an objective from Sachin followed by a great team efficiency to leave No Koeman No Cry sobbing over another loss, the only method is up!
Sweet 2FA 2-1 Cameroon Diaz
The security mindful Sweets triumphed the day over the sassy Cameroons, FPL Adrianoooo got them off on the best verified foot, prior to the devilishly attractive Lord (I understand he’ll read and desire him to state something great about me when he next takes the pen) pulled it level with a magnificent strike.
However, it was a good team efficiency which saw the triumph go to Sweet 2FA, FPL Shake n Bake was an oven prepared pleasure.
Jules League Standings
This is what it suggests to the table and The Neymar-less Ones can take a screen shot now for posterity, as they take the no.1 area for the very first time this season. However Neto that Hauland, I Gerd Muller a Pint and previous leaders Cafu Good Men are not far behind, with just 7 video games to go it’s getting spicy.
Elsewhere, there is a fight royale to make it into the Champions League certification locations, keep in mind the leading 8 certify, and there is work to be provided for No Koeman No Cry if they are to prevent the wood spoon.
Rimet League Results
Son of Gun 1-3 Vuvu Zizou
Yes, I understand I missed out on the umlaut on the Gun prior to the spelling pedants compose in however I couldn’t discover it on my keyboard. Anyway, there was even more problem for the competition hot shots as they misfired versus the horn blowers, Mr C Maths and FPL Sergeant scored one a piece prior to the remainder of the team cracked in making it 2 wins in a row for Vuvu Zizou.
Frenchy_FPL a minimum of scored one for Son of a Gun however it was inadequate for FPL Richie and team, I believe the hair clothes dryer treatment will be utilized over the next couple of days, most likely lost on Pep_Talk due to his follicly challenged name.
Fangs of Suarez 2-1 Pjanic at the Disco
The Fangs continue to take a big bite out of the competitors with another 3 points, Understanding f8 has actually now martialled his stylish gang up to 2nd location in the table. It was a synergy today which saw them to a two-goal benefit with Pjanic at the Disco just able to score one flooring filler through Rodney McCain.
Baggio Trousers 2-1 Nusantara Gauchos
Madness! One action beyond for the Trousers who cleared their pockets to discover 2 objectives from Sonny and TLF to provide a win over among the leading groups in the department. No question the Gauchos will return more powerful although I believe Luthfi will be sorry for leaving alifmojo‘s 82 points on the bench, they likewise had an excess of Craig Whites which on this celebration was not an advantage.
Lucio and the Viking Seaman 1-2 One Tchouameni
Oh dear! The Viking are shooting blanks, even leading striker in the competitors Pingreen appears to have actually lost his mojo. The result sees them fall out of the Champions League locations and changed by their challengers here, with Mat Gilbert and Adam Hopcroft both striking the back of the internet to see Tchouameni being excessive for FPL Viking and co.
Werner Bros 1-1 Shearer’s Bunch of Flowers
Honours equivalent here in this mid table clash, Mreidfelt flowered for the flowers with an objective prior to it was counteracted by the Werner fraternity team with Alissa.18 and Camzy‘s ratings in the 80s the efficiencies of note.
Gentleman’s Grealish 2-0 Unbelievable Geoff
Unbelievably, Unbelievable Geoff discover themselves prowling in the lower recesses of the department after this outcome, whilst Gentleman’s Grealish are a group on the up. A strong efficiency here with good ratings from FPL Focal, Noble Gent and FPL Hank (Cam) all assisting them to a civilised however flavoursome result.
Weah Robben Banks 1-2 Seven! Seven! Seven! and so on
This video game went to the current form book with a GauravGharge and gang accomplishing a repeated series of good lead to current weeks, this time out FPL Showdown scored the solo objective prior to the remainder of the team protected the 3 points. Former captain of the Weah Robben Banks, Tets McGee, struck one in retaliation however inadequate to take the match.
Britney Qatar Pounder with Greaves 1-1 Netflix and Chilwell
We got a point! Yes, it’s been a hard couple of weeks for the Pounders however is this an indication of that our season is turning a corner as we go supersize for the remainder of the campaign? It was a captain’s objective for FPL Toni of Netflix and Chilwell however inadequate as we streamed forward to secure a draw.
Banyana-Bafana 2-2 Shelby Company Limited
A breaking video game here, as anticipated, with Shelby Company Limited peaking over current matches thanks to some blinding efficiencies. Goals thanks to FPL_Ezra and their team efficiency however the third-place Banyana returned with an objective each from Stevie G and the monstrous Kraken.
Cash Bandicott 0-3 Hurrikane’s Mean Sons Three Lions
A total efficiency from the group with the most intricate name in the competitors. Cak Juris and FPL Captain Denis punted one each into the onion bag prior to their team did the same with an additional objective. The Cash Bandicoots will no doubt regroup and bite back next time round.
Garuda in Coupe de Monde 38 2-3 Ryan’s Ronaldos
An amazing display of skill here with Pras‘s 90 points scoring him a goal before the rest of the team made it three, this was enough to overcome their opponents despite goals from their two strikers igoy_darma and Tom Stephenson. Can the Ronaldo’s push on into the certification areas?
Zlatan Ibra-hamster-vic 3-0 Mercedes Benzema
Ok, I’ve put it off enough time. The Hamsters won once again! The Hitman and Az, which seems like 80’s program based in a club – younger readers need to google this – stopped working to score past a great goalkeeping efficiency from the cryptically called Kse7en, however their team did ample to see them to the win.
One of their team even handled the greatest rating of the week, a spectacular 106, however I understand he is too modest to wish to be called.
Looks like I am using that Arsenal t-shirt after all!
Rimet League Table
Look away if you have a hostility to furry rodents however the Hamsters are now clear by 5 points with the Fangs doing their finest to munch away at their lead.
It’s really close for the leading 8 with just 7 points separating 16 groups. Meanwhile, in the lower nether areas, let’s see whether Vuvu Zizou can continue their mini revival.
Top of the Pops
Pingreen might be suffering a goal-scoring dry spell however he stays the no.1 striker, although expect FF Thinker who is great form. It’s a straight glove off in between PG and Chayuth Wongthongsri for the keeping reward and yes, yes as it ends up Boris Bodega is now the total MVP in the competitors. I am thrilled for him! No, truly, I am.
Coming up!
In the Jules League, The Neymar-less Ones who notoriously declare not to utilize a spreadsheet now confront a group who are the quality of stand out Sheikh, Blatter and Raul, so it’s a traditional Grass FC vs Analytics FC.
Another one to enjoy is Murder on Zidane’s Floor, who have actually lost just 2 of their last 6, versus the previous league leaders Cafu Good Men, who have actually lost 4 because very same duration. Can they dance to a win or will it be a bloodbath?
Over in the Rimet department, Vuvu Zizou’s resurrection will be checked by the Fangs of Suarez, while the remainder of the groups will be cheering on HurriKane’s Mean Son’s Three Lions as they fight the Hamsters.
Finally, some good news – the prizes have actually shown up and the budget plan awards event will happen at the FPL Meets occasion in London on Gameweek 38 however remain tuned for more information.
